Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.

He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.

by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023

Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.

I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.

by bloom1 March 18, 2022

Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.

Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs

by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025

Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.

I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Jason luttrell

A nu metal singer who was more gangsta then todays rappers besides Eminem, Kendrick, and snoop dogg, born on 2/8/1978 and died on 8/10/2018, his lyrics where very gangster rap for him being in the nu metal genre but this was only in the introduction to mayhem era (2000-early 2001) in his band primer 55 only to be replaced by Bobby burns twice and Donald polinske jr (the drp) once

Rip to my homie Jason luttrell ⚜️family for life⚜️

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

Jason weir

The one and only important Jason a sweeper that is bigger then a bus

Jason weir was discovered in the old town of Pyon Chang and still lives today

OmG it's Jason weir

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

Jason Kaplan

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!

(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!

by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019