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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Egg Card

"Hey did you see what you can buy with an egg card?"
by Mariina June 11, 2017
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steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.
by QuacksO October 24, 2023
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Yellow Card

A yellow card is when a person can kill you legally.
by Zaymoneyyx August 4, 2023
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Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.
You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)
by GoldPotato February 18, 2022
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Uno Block Card

The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022
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