MQ-9 Reaper

Allah's worst dream

يا إلهي، الأمريكي الغبي يطير بآلة القتل MQ-9 Reaper في السماء
Oh my God, the stupid American is flying the MQ-9 Reaper killing machine into the sky

by Oils Lover October 29, 2023

March 9 2022

The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it
The last day there was measurable snow in New York City and don’t forget it

Weatherman: Did you know that we haven’t had much snow since march 9 2022?
Bob: yeah you told me 600 times

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 26, 2023

Elon Musk#9

Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.

Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

October 9 2008

Only the BADDEST BITCHES are born on this day. Coolest ppl on earth frfr 🗣️‼️

Person 1: When’s your birthday??
Person 2: October 9 2008
Person 1: ohhh thats why ur so amazing

by kokichilikespee July 20, 2023

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

Nova Scotia 9

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5

That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9

by Niod June 30, 2022

9 fingers up

if you hold 9 fingers up on a photo, it means that you pull zero b*tches and you're only attracted by naked men.

you also have a 1 inch mini cock

William: "Look Stephan is holding 9 fingers up"

Dylan: "I know that means that he has no ballseed"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022