A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts.

Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future.

person #1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby.

person #2: "You mean Jacob Black?"

person #1: "That's it! Damn, he's so creepy..."

Jacob Black by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010

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Jacob Black

Jacob Black can kick your grandmother's ass.

the Jacob ship will probably sink, but then we'll turn it into a submarine. long live Jake <333
Edward fan: LIKE OMG! I LOVE EDWARD! HE DAZZLES ME!
Me: Jacob Black could kick that white boy's ass.

Jacob Black by Twilight is my religion x3 March 23, 2008

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Jacob Black

1) In my humble opinion a well-developed character from the Twilight series, though it's still unknown why he loves Bella so much since she treats him like crap. He's decent until he loses his balls in New Moon, but even then he's tolerable until Eclpise when Stephanie Meyers makes him an almost rapist. She almost sitcks him with Leah. After seeing that that relationship is healthy though, she makes him imprint on a baby and then have sex with a seven year old Renesmee, making him a certified pedophile. He's also not a warewolf but merely a shapeshifter since his transformations are controllable.

2) See victims of charcater assination

Just when I thought that there was a relationship worth rooting for, Jacob Black dumps Leah for...a baby? EW! Talk about character assasination!

Jacob Black by Schlecht December 2, 2009

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Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

Jacob Sartorious by bitch-where June 12, 2016

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