im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?

Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."

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im drove

When one is so droven to a status in which they post pics of themselves in a car on instagram with the caption, "I'm driven"

Hey chad im drove rn with all this success dripping from me

by Sydios May 02, 2019

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my sis: im uwu..
me: wdym?
my sis: ur uwu.

by lisabelle October 05, 2023

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i was trying to say wewowewo im a firetruck but i forgor th word

WEWOWEWO IM A TRICERATOPSSS

by °sxn_flxwer° June 03, 2022

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when a human male is jacking off, and he deciddes to shout "IMM CUMMMINGGG" or in sex

Person 1: HARDER!!!!
person 2: IM CUMMINGGG1!!

by Spahendrix September 19, 2022

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by Emily boobs April 17, 2025

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Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!

by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023

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