Trump you

An expression of profanity; meant to express disgust with one's actions or words. Indicative of a wholly awful person.

"Coronavirus is a Socialist hoax"

"Trump you, that shit killed my uncle Jake"

by deadfoxtrip April 15, 2020

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day

"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"

by Cuurah April 18, 2020

You

That's somebody

Someone: who ate the last piece of cake?
Someone Else: You

by Someonethatyouprobablydontknow April 19, 2020

beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

Do you know what to do with a box of bees?

This question tests if an adult male is a real man or not. A woman asks when assessing if an adult male is worth being in a romantic relationship with. If the guy says yes, he is a real man. If he is confused by the question, he is not worthy. If he says no but expresses interests in improving himself, don't write him off as a not-man yet. there is still hope

"Mike, do you know what to do with a box of bees? "

"uh, no?"

"then learn or go away. I only date REAL MEN."

by junebugistired April 23, 2020

Godspeed You! Black Emporer

Someone misspelling the name of post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor, known mainly for their debut album "F#A#∞" (pronounced F Sharp A Sharp Infinity) off of which the track "East Hastings" (named after East Hastings Street in British Columbia, Canada, generally considered to be a skid row) is to date their only single. However their sophomore album "Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven" is considered by the post-rock community to be their best one. They went on hiatus in 2003 but came back in 2010 releasing 3 albums since then.

Bob: "Hey, have you heard Godspeed You! Black Emporer ?"
Bill: "You mean Godspeed You! Black Emperor ?"
Bob: "Oh."

by Nahnibba April 26, 2020