10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.

Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?"
Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues"
Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag."
Jill - "Right on!"

by Craker Jack March 12, 2013

fuck this shit

Please fuck this pile of shit i just crapped out.

You John Fuck this Shit

by AJB February 4, 2004

turd-shit

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

by turd December 11, 2003

Holy Shit on a Shingle

Expression of suprise, happiness.

Example:

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

"HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE! I JUST BROKE MY ARM!"
"That'll leave a mark"

by The Dude WithTude March 31, 2010

horse shit donkey dong

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!

look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!

by chris black sr June 21, 2010

Titanic Shit

Referring to the scene where jack and rose are fucking in the car and jack or rose's hands slides down the window making hand prints with the fog on the window at climax.

Guy 1:"Dude! Our car windows are so fogged up!"
Guy 2:"Bro, slide your hand down the window and do some titanic shit, yo!"

by Anonymoose138 October 9, 2010

wolf shit

expression used for expressing strong outburst of emotions

1. what the wolf shit is this mann?? lay off..

2. My girl is going out with someone else, what the wolf shit man!!!

3. I ain't getting any increment this year, what the wolf shit!!!

by abhiee October 27, 2011