by EVan March 16, 2004
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IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
he got his own car
he works
he is skilled
he don't need nobody's help
he got it all done all without anyone else
he doesn't need money from any woman
he has open lines of credit in good standing
none of his credit cards are maxed out, not even one
he has an 800 and above credit score
he got bank accounts
he got money
he has profitable investments
there is food in his house
he already got a wife
he is educated
he has everything figured out in the event of a disaster, we can all count on him
he can make a wine cellar if he wants his own wine cellar
he doesn't need any permission from anybody, he gets what he wants
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW LAY YO BABY ASS BACK DOWN CUZ YOU TIRED
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
Get the grown ass man mug.1. You knock someone to the ground, pull down your pants, sit on their face, and fart. Then yell something completely random, stupid, or funny.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
2. The type of shit that practically slides out of your ass like the Bat Mobile and creates a splash so huge that you need a towel to wipe your butt with.
1. He pissed me off, so I dropped an atomic ass bomb on him and yelled HERE'S JOHNNY!
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
2. Damn it, not again! Fuck!....umm..Mom?
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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