Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.

I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.

by Arthur Unkgnome April 24, 2011

Bitch clean my fish

The appropriate retort when you get fed up with back-talk, complaining, or bitching from your woman.

Woman: "Can you NOT go watch football for just one Sunday?'

You: "Bitch clean my fish!"

by bitchcleanmyfish.com June 11, 2011

Naked in my bed with socks on

A quick comeback that works with virtually anything. It usually renders the opponent stressed, deluded and somewhat horny.

Person 1 "I raped your mum"
Person 2 "Naked in my bed with socks on"
Person 1 "Oh"
Person 2 *walks away like a boss*

by mrswaggyballs238 December 19, 2013

What the heck is on my face

A face painting game where you paint something on another persons face and they have 20 guesses to figure out what the heck is on their face, or they lose.

What the Heck is on my face? A tub of Vaseline.

by FattyCakeKittyCat February 5, 2018

Suck my cunt, dickboi

A one time popular phrase of the internet culture.

Yo momma don't like my socks? Suck my cunt, dickboi.

A pajama cat is coming for you in the morning. Suck my cunt, dickboi.

by drugs n hugs January 27, 2017

Codeine tears in my fanta

I hate the bitterness of my tears so I overflow it with Fanta to forget all my pain.

Codeine tears in my Fanta can help me with my anxiety.

by Xanax bars September 16, 2020

Get Out Of My Square

When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.

Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face

by paahl August 1, 2012