by gayfaguwu September 30, 2023
Get the go suck a big juicy black mans cockmug. by S2rover February 16, 2022
Get the Bad manmug. A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
by U_Guru April 18, 2025
Get the Man-Eyesmug. A referral to one's self, especially prevalent in the greater London area among young street men. "Mans" is fairly similar to the U.S. usage of the n-word among African-Americans as it is extremely frequently thrown around in the U.K.'s "grime" genre of music, and on the streets.
"I said babe, mans not hot; I tell her, mans not hot." -Big Shaq
"U see, mans is de best footbol playa in east London, ya dun know"
"U see, mans is de best footbol playa in east London, ya dun know"
by Guido Luigi Fettucini Alfredo October 27, 2020
Get the mansmug. A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
by User2017 March 22, 2017
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