Thumpin' my dick

Expression also known as yanking your chain or just effing with you.

Bro I just met Jesse Jane!

Me- what!? are you thumpin' my dick right now?!

by Lost sheep February 21, 2015

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White guy dick

A type of dick that is small and minuscule in size. White guy dick disappoints you like Joe Biden did at the elections. It tastes like apple pie and smells like colonization. It is extremely veiny, this is due to the lack of blood in white men’s brains. White guy dick will satisfy for 2 minutes, that’s as long as they last.

Omg Sarah I tasted white guy dick last night it was massive, but his cum tasted like casseroles and it looked like one too!

by Browngirlseatdick October 7, 2023

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Big Dick Marco

A guy named Marco in my geometry class.

@hmmm4152 on Instagram

I will make sure that everyone knows that HE is Big Dick Marco

by Big Dick Marco May 28, 2018

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Hit dick December

A month where you can hit/punch any guys dick to get back at them for slap ass October. Have fun!

Sarah: *hits jacks dick*
Jack: wtf!?
Sarah: it’s hit dick December, remember?

by Mia.connersss August 21, 2020

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mr. tiny dick

a famous singer named jvo

johnny is mr. tiny dick

by kenzayyyyzieggg November 17, 2018

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Dick move santa

Dick move is an action in wich you were or have been "a dick" to another individual. Dick move santa refers to the receiving of cloths or other items not deemed acceptable by a child. Presumably from Santa who was at the time being "a dick".

Bill: Hey bro you know that girl you were trying to hook up with at the club?

Wayne: Yeah?

Bill: Well I picked her up after you left.

Wayne: Dick move santa

by Everettbr July 12, 2016

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