Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

Your mom

POV: your a typical 11 year old American boy and someone insults you.

“Johnny, your so ugly”
“Your mom is ugly”

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

your mom

"your mom" is a sentence used to describe very fat whales

guy 1: dude look, your mom
guy 2: thats a whale.
guy 1: i know

by halloweencar June 9, 2023

your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021

your mom

The name of the blog for the outdoor entertainment website rockfight.co.

Did you see that AI generated article about mountain biking on YOUR MOM the other day?

YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy. (how outdoorsy is she?). YOUR MOM is so outdoorsy...uh...because it's a blog about outdoorsy stuff.

by BJ McHenry January 10, 2024

Your mom

A synonym of "hoe" and"whore"

I was in bed with your mom last night kid.

by AnonymousBr'ishTea June 1, 2022