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unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink
I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue
by Yaassssa May 29, 2018
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Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020
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fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018
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The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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Unicorns

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?
by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020
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Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.
Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!
by Lu Lu October 20, 2022
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