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Nanyang Technological University 

Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.

By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
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Get Ass University (GAU) 

Get Ass University was founded in July of 2022. With campus’ in Malvern, PA and Avalon, NJ, students can apply to the Undergraduate, Graduate, or Doctorate program. Head of schools P. Murtagh and T. Flynn founded the institution to band together a brotherhood of men who slay ass in the Graduate and Doctorate schools, and teach worthy applicants in the undergraduate program that ways.
S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program.

Ferris State University 

Stop calling us a party school it's dead on the weekends unless you're in a frat (and even then only PIKE is the only one where people get wonky sloshed). At least we're not Central. We're good at any sport that has a stick in it (hockey/golf) and also football. It snows a lot but at least you know when it's coming. Great professors who know how to teach and know how to prepare you for tests. Overall it's a good university for what you're paying and it's pretty easy to get in (not as easy as GVSU, Oakland, or SVSU but north of 80 percent nonetheless). People who go to school here care a whole lot more about it than at a metropolitan area university in this state.
Person 1: Ferris State University is the worst school in Michigan!
Person 2: You just say that cuz you go to Central and you want to feel less stupid than me. GO DAWGS!

Monmouth University 

Community collge with a price tag on it. Modified high school. A school that punishes students that plagiarize with a B instead of an A. A school that gives out A's to prevent girls from crying. A school that will cost you an arm and a leg to go to for a worthless education. Only local rich kids will attend the school. And, no, the sports teams aren't any good. It's not hard to be on the top of a division that consists of reject high school players.
1. He got into Monmouth University with a 900 on his SAT.

2. She went to Monmouth University to recieve training as a bad high school teacher.
Monmouth University by ana hineb September 28, 2005

Neumann University

A great , small, catholic college with a great D3 athletic program. Everyone there is so nice, welcoming and helpful. Awesome teachers. Hottest girls ever, and really cute boys. Great place to be, 15 minutes away from downtown Philadelphia. Dorm life is awesome!
She is so nice....she must go to Neumann University

Wow, she looks in shape, she must be a Neumann University volleyball player

Cindy, you are so successful...you went to Neumann University right?!

York University

A pretentious, Marxist school in the Northernmost point of Toronto. Largely inhabited by prissy children of rich families that are entirely supported by mummy and daddy's wages while their child pursues a useless degree in psychology or theater. A place that leaves said undergraduates well trained to apply philosophical principles to asking "do you want fries with that?"
Also, a place where U of T students go for an easy post-grad degree.
York University graduate of the bachelor of film studies: Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?

** Actual paraphrase of a York University Residence inhabitant in Tatham Hall: "Yo guy, I just drank a 24 that I bought with my trust fund to my head and rubbed my sweaty balls against my roommate's forehead. Yo, I'm so epic."
York University by Unendlich September 26, 2009

Monmouth University 

Monmouth is a school where people ACTUALLY care about each other. It has an undergrad and grad program, is NCAA Division I (our soccer teams are always top ten), and has awesome facilities. The students are really passionate about everything and the administration really listens. There is always something to do and the girls were rated number 1 in Playboy University! That should be reason enough ; GO HAWKS.
Dude, Monmouth University is awesome and the girls are BANGIN'.