turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

by unoriginally November 22, 2020

Super Turtle

Band with a plan... The one with the voice, the one with the guns, the drummer, and the one that doesn't speak.

I saw the Super Turtles at O'Malleys on Saturday night...

by superturtle March 4, 2009

turtle fire

When a party or event is sneaky lit.

Dude John this concert is turtle fire.

by Cubsfan1475 December 28, 2016

turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

Turtle Jogging

the act of having sex with an easy woman

Jim headed to the cougar bar in hopes for some turtle jogging.

by timpr August 1, 2011

mine turtle

a turtle that explodes when you step on it `

mine turtles explode when you step on them

by marelized mapple November 18, 2019