Toucheebag

1. One that uses "touchee" to much
2. One that uses "touchee" incorrectly

Person 1: It's a nice day out.
Person 2: Yeah it is, we should have class outside today.
Person 1: Touchee

- In this case Person 1 would be a toucheebag

by Regnig April 21, 2009

Touchscreen Anxiety

Being afraid to switch phones from a traditional flip or keyboard phone to a touchscreen phone.
Commonly occurs in people over the age of 45.

My mom wants to know if she can play with your phone. She needs a new one and hopes it'll help her get over her touchscreen anxiety.

by BasicallyBrunette6 June 8, 2011

touch tittie tuesday

Touch Tittie tuesday Is A bad day for females at school. But great for the Perverted Guys! It's a self-explanatory thing. Females mostly do it to other Females But that doesn't Mean Guys won't do It do!

Andre-" Man today's the day. When I can use my perverted ways!! Right Danté??"

Danté- "Yeah man you already know! Leggoo!!" *Touches random Females Titties*

Girl-" Yo what the fuck???!"

Andre- "Man it's Touch tittie Tuesday bitch!" *Him and Danté both Run*

by WhynotBoi? November 18, 2016

Touch a boy dick day

On October 25 its touch a boy dick day

go up to a boy in touch his dick cause its National touch a boy dick day

by Jaybird the goat October 21, 2019

get touched

To get stabbed

Get touched

"Got touched and left blood"

- from a gang song I heard onetime

by Queenmoob September 10, 2018

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15

You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15

by Jamaican buddy April 14, 2019

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012