jeans snake

when a guy wears tight jeans and you can see his... snake.

is that a sock stuffed down his pants or is that really his jeans snake?

by uuuum October 20, 2010

Flesh Snake

A penis; male genitalia.

I saw his flesh snake as he was getting out of the shower at the gym .

by stinkyshitbritches June 5, 2018

Snake Wrangle

Moving a shorted out charger around trying to get a charge.

I had to snake wrangle my cheap charger after four uses

by Truth Speech Preacher June 28, 2016

Mud snake

Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex

Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"

by Karen Shakespeare June 4, 2022

Snake-whip

When welts are caused on the skin by being whipped with an Allens snake lolly

Tamara gave me snake-whip

by Chezinator November 30, 2011

snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

Snake-Bitch

The biggest sket in the world. They allways chat shit behind your back and they are ugly as fuck.They will tell you that they are good in bed but they are not.They act so hard when the are not and if you ever go out with them they will cheat on you.They are a snakebitch and they will accuse you of anything and get people to believe it.They hang out with lots of skets and the constantly ride other boys dicks to get popular then backstab you so you loose most of you friends.

The girl is a snake-bitch.

by Hail Adolf Hitler April 22, 2018