Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

snake whore

A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.

Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.

by F******ingshit February 23, 2018

Chicken snake

A black dick.

Damn she's fine! Forget it, she only likes chicken snake!

by Rainer2015 January 16, 2016

Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex

“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”

by CooterCrafting August 26, 2018

snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious

He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.

by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 02, 2017

Snake Wrangle

Moving a shorted out charger around trying to get a charge.

I had to snake wrangle my cheap charger after four uses

by Truth Speech Preacher April 02, 2016

Flesh Snake

A penis; male genitalia.

I saw his flesh snake as he was getting out of the shower at the gym .

by stinkyshitbritches May 14, 2018