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War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by yahahha May 20, 2023
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War Thunder

A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
by Wyatt10846619 May 28, 2023
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War Thunder

Cancer in Pain mixed into a game.
"Hey bro do you play War Thunder?"

"Unfortunately"
by the_biggest_funni June 23, 2023
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Thunder the Snake

When you're giving a dude a hand job and punch his asshole right as he starts to cum.
I swiped right this dude, and after dinner, we went to his house and I gave him a Thunder the Snake.
by RoccoRockbottom March 11, 2023
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Pearl Thunder

When someone ejaculates in their partner’s ear canal, producing a sound similar to thunder.
Oooh Oooh! Get ready for the pearl thunder!
by TeskarTheBlindSquid April 3, 2023
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Meaty thunder stick

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"
by RatWithHat June 8, 2024
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thunder thighs

the fattest of all thighs
i gotta find me a girl with some thunder thighs
by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
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