Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
by BloodyyShreddaR June 10, 2015
A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
by gingiacringia October 17, 2021
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017
The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
by Soycoo420 November 03, 2023
A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
A secret handshake phrase for ABDLs (Adult Babies & Diaper Lovers) that's catchy and easy to remember.
Coined in 2022.
Coined in 2022.
by Crinkly_Jane_Doe March 15, 2024