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Full of hypocritical pricks who think they're hard as shit, their SENCO is absolutely shocking, and people who are from Blakenall starts shagging their cousin in the disabled green toilets, and those whos parents make more than 50k a year, youll fit in with the snobby group of kids in year 10. If people actually want to come here, make sure you arent gay, trans, autistic/disabled, because you'll end up hanging yourself with a noose. Teachers obviously take sides with the popular kids and Mr Riley's bald head is a national treasure.
"Don't take your kid to Ormiston Shelfield Community Academy, you'll regret it."
by LithiumSnortium June 1, 2023
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british islamic academy

shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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OdinSchool Academy

That one friend that everyone needs in their life. They give you the best advice, helps you crack it, motivate you to never give up and always got your back.
After meeting OdinSchool Academy I feel really motivated. It is the best thing that happened to me.
by sknknkf November 24, 2021
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Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.
Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”
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Bergen Academies

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I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Bergen Academies.
by PhilSwift69 July 8, 2021
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Oddport Academy

Oddport Academy is a Webtoon/Webcomic written and illustrated by David R. Otherwise known as Degnut, it's first chapter and episode was released May 19 2019, It's most recent Chapter and Episode was released at April 7 2023, The Comic is about a Protagonist with an unknown first name and presumably of Male sex ending up in a titulary boarding school full of humanoid creatures, including regular people
Matt: "Dude, you've gotta read the Oddport Academy Comic, It's hilarious!"
Wilson: "Really? I've gotta read it then!"
by Iateyourtoast. March 28, 2024
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Armbrae Academy

omg you go to armbrae academy?
by qwertyisgoofy April 27, 2023
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