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The "perfect" suicide

the "Perfect" Suicide meant to kill everyone who ever knew you; effectively erasing you from existence since no one would have proof of your existence. You would be literally *gone* from concept.
I'm gonna have fun with The "perfect" suicide
by Derpy_berger July 21, 2022
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Suicide

Suicide will end all problem in the living world.
by Yohoho999 December 30, 2023
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Suicide Bomber Journalism

Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.
Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.
by geekmalone April 8, 2021
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candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending
by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022
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suicidal flirting

When two people that want to off themselves hit on each other in a suicidal tone.
Random person 1: Hey me and this chick have been suicidal flirting
Random person 2: oh shit lemme see

Messages:
“Dont kys you are too beautiful to die ❤️”
“Awww, i dont want to to die either”
by Misery__ January 31, 2025
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Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit
"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."
by Eddeezy September 28, 2009
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Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!
"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!
by jamalison January 9, 2022
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