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Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
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Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room
I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
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Squirrel Chaser

A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)

Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
by WestieBogan September 27, 2025
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Squirrel bucket

An act or action that should not be discussed with those who don’t already know.
If a person asks for a squirrel bucket and understands what the term means then you must provide one, but if a person asked what is a squirrel bucket then you mustn’t disclose any more information.
by Stranger characters October 30, 2025
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Ain’t no squirrel

Shockingly rotund. Someone’s presence that is defined by their size. (Large and in charge).
Did you see Jerry last week? He’s really let himself go, he ain’t no squirrel
by hunnytaylor November 7, 2025
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