An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.
"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"
by Sullenmax December 11, 2024
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Get the Sewer squirrel mug.A male of homosexual persuasion who enters another males anal tunnel with his penis is said to be chasing after the squirrel (poo)
Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
Also known as a ‘Poo Pusher’
“Hey did your gay mate Steve take Dave home lastnight?”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
“Yeah I heard Daves a bit of a Squirrel Chaser”
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