pink finger

When you fart on your own finger the poke somebody in the eye causing them to get pink eye
Victor: what happened? your eye is swollen.
Keith: Nick gave me the pink finger
by wetzpretz December 15, 2013
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Smurf Finger

To give penetrative pleasure to oneself or another, with a finger that has been kept in ice.
"Want me to use my Smurf Finger?"

"I could really go a good ol' Smurf Fingering"
by Art Omega May 19, 2010
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Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.
an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."
by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008
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drink a finger

a finger of beer refers to a small amount of beer consumed in one action from a glass bottle.

imagine your holding a bottle of beer, with your fingers gripping round it, a finger of beer is the amount that needs to be consumed in order to reduce the level of the beer in the bottle by one fingers width lower.

it basically just means drink a mouth full of beer.
''every time David Cameron says 'big society' in Prime Ministers question time, you've gotta drink a finger''
by maiablues July 27, 2012
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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.
"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."
by Lokimotive October 03, 2021
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The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you
John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really
by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021
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Finger Bombing

Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.
Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?

Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.

Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!

Joe: You know me too well!
by Sauna Studs October 13, 2015
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