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dog web

The skin that connects a dog's torso to it's legs at the arm pit (or leg pit). Much like the webbing in between ducks' or inbred children's toes.
"Your dog's dog web is tight as a drum!"
by M.B. Alexander October 30, 2007
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chili dog

The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.
50 Cent is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?
by Anonymous March 9, 2003
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prairie dog

Partial fecal emission. Imminent defecatory state; notably, the inability to entirely retain the foremost portion of ones bowel movement.
Bill needed to find a toilet immediately because he was already "prairie dogging" it.
by Shuttleworth July 11, 2003
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short-dog

It is a small container of alcohol carried in its own container.
Imo get me a short-dog and hit the road.
by remio August 15, 2007
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Dog Filter

When a girl has the dog filter on SnapChat she probably sucks off he entire football and soccer team or if so they are hugely acosiated with suckin dick
Friend: Bro I just got given heads by this girl she sucked off the hole soccer team

Me: she probably uses the dog filter from snapchat
by YourFriendlyNeighberhoodBlackG December 24, 2018
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dog and ducked

I was up all night getting jiggy wi' it. Today I'm absolutely dog and ducked.
by The Strut September 30, 2004
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Wiener Dog

This is the cleaned up highly edited version of my original post that was rejected by editors possibly because of mild cuss words.

A. A breed of dog known as the Dachshund. It comes in both standard and miniature sizes. Their coats range from shorthair to longhair. Some are aloof to strangers and save their love for their owners. If socialized properly they will be very friendly to most BUT NOT ALL STRANGERS.

B. An affectionate term used by dachshund owners due to the breed looking like a hot dog on a bun.

C. Sometimes used as a derogatory term by people who don't like this breed of dog.

D. A word that makes former dachshund haters angry. These people are worse than former cat haters and are very defensive of this breed.
A man who formerly hated dachshunds is seen walking a female longhaired miniature dachshund down the street. The dog is strutting because she is proud of her new owner, loves him tremendously, and in dog language is saying "Look at us." "This is my new human and I love him."

The owner meets up with his friends. They start needling him. The one says " Yer old lady got a wiener dog and now she is MAKING you walk." " You have turned in to a pathetic wuss."

The man picks up the Idiot who made that remark by the lapels of his shirt and has his feet dangling in the air." The dachshund has flipped from happy to angry and is nipping at the victims heels. The dachshund owner says " First off you will NO call my dachshund a wiener dog again." Secondly I just had an argument with me wife." " We were arguing because she wanted to walk the dog and I wanted to walk her too." Third off you (Censored) do you ever wonder why you are 50 years old and can't keep a wife or a girlfriend for any length of time?"At that point the idiot finally makes the first right decision he's made in a long time. He apologizes. They have been friends for a long time and he does not want to hear what his friend thinks of his ability to keep a woman.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012
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