swamp daddy

A man hailing from the swamps of the gulf coast region. A pimp by nature. One cool character. Keeps his pimp hand strong by keeping all his swamp hoe's and swamp baby mama's in check. His modo "Keep calm and swag on"

Person: that dude is one coolcat.
Person: Yeah he is a real Swamp Daddy!

by Eagleheart1981 December 23, 2014

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.

"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"

by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024

Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long

Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers

by Suck my nan July 24, 2017

swamp aids

In ARK Survival evolved, Swamp Aids is a permanent disease that plagues the island and all its habitants. If you come into contact with another player with swamp aids. Please keep at least 2 or 3 foundations apart as they carry the viral disease and you don’t want that shit. It lowers all your stats significantly and makes the game impossible to play on official. Swamp aids has been harnessed before to be used in chemical warfare by infecting dodos and throwing them over base walls to infect everyone inside. The only cure for swamp aids is a lesser poison antidote. Otherwise you’ll have to make a new character to be rid of the aids. Dying doesn’t work either.

Tribe chat: Guys why am I coughing, have green buzzing flies around my head, and my stats low?
Tribe Admin: You prolly have swamp aids
“You have been kicked from the tribe”

by Plushly November 28, 2020

Swamp Giddy

Inner happiness and wholesomeness that is unattainable.

- "Do you remember that time we were camping with all our friends"

- "yes, it was very swamp giddy"

by sczm August 18, 2024

swamp moss

A serious condition in which fish eggs are laid throughout ones pubic hair.

I told you Jocelyn's swamp moss was acting up!
You didn't tell me it was contagious!

by Josh widowers lush lunch July 9, 2014