squirrel staph

Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"

I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!

by PurplePenis99 July 09, 2009

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.

by IIT41II November 05, 2021

squirrel

-a bird
-an animal that enjoys nuts
(especially deez nuts)

john: "there's a squirrel up my asshole"
joe: "shut the fuck up whore"

by penisparker_ October 02, 2022

Squirrel

A small animal that usually stores food for the winter during the warmer months

There is a squirrel!!

by nanny the one June 20, 2020

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.

Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020

Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

by Sullenmax December 11, 2024