Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.
Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?
by priaprismWOO October 03, 2023
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Tito's Pawn Shop

Is a place mentioned in a video called "The Most Devoted Youtuber of All Time" by Sean Millea
Sean: Alright guys i'm outside Tito's Pawn Shop, i just sold my phone, traded it and got this nice new camera, though we're gonna keep this video going, we're going to buy some more crack
by Idkmangfioys November 29, 2024
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bucket shop

A bucket shop is a company that sells a coat of arms usually with the inaccurate name of "family crest" associated with the customer's surname nonetheless if the customer in question can claim a link to the original armiger. You can often tell if a coat of arms is from a bucket shop by looking if it has the customer's surname in the motto scroll instead of a real motto.
Tim Johnson unknowingly bought a bucket shop coat of arms associated with his surname Johnson off a family crest website.
by the real Ioseb August 24, 2022
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a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion
Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun
by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024
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