Sam bortnick

Sam bortnick is a beautiful man. He lifts a ton of weights and shreds guitar. Everybody needs a sam bortnick in their life. Handsome, strong, talented, charismatic, and a ladies man. Without Sam bortnick, the world would spiral into an apocalyptic future as we know it.

Sam bortnick is so sexy

by Merv03 February 13, 2022

Sam Chan

Usually a boy who is tall and has a small drui, he sucks at jumping even though he is very tall. He is often the second sam in a school, and loves to break other peoples belongings.

Sam Chan is the worst person you could ever meet!

by 69_69drui March 1, 2022

Dirty Sam

A dirty sam is inserting your mico penis into the ear hole of a pre-pubescent boy while eating a half eaten bag of skittles.

Oh hey, I head you gave a dirty Sam to Derrick the other day!

by anonymous January 26, 2023

sam houser

The Slavic version of a weeaboo

God I hate sam Houser and his stupid fucking ukelele

by urmomsgfssister June 5, 2019

Sam Moore

He will kiss your brother

He is gay for you and will lick your elbows

"I want to suck Caden's boody" Sam Moore

by DaSouth420 March 18, 2019

sam boni

The Great Sam Boni. The best cockapoo to walk the planet, ever. Noun.

Sam Boni ran down the street. Sam Boni is a boss.

by The Great Sam Bonis owner February 10, 2014

Sam White

A man who will bring a woman to his bush. Notorious for getting extremely drunk, passing out in bushes, and listening to his neighbor have sex.

Did you see Sam White at the party yesterday?
No he was already passed out when I got there.

by Knilans September 9, 2016