ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.

“Ayooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
“No! I’m a virgin!”

by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018

Roach Motel

A group of Micronesians; Micronesia Mart; often characterized by the presence of crumbs.

Cami lives at a roach motel.

by ckl808 February 20, 2018

Roach

A person who keeps coming back no matter how much someone tries to keep them down.

“Shane is such a roach even after his girlfriend cheated on him he’s still going clubbing.”

by DaddyShortDick July 4, 2018

ranchero breakfast

When a girl on a farm (or in any Southern State) eats eggs for breakfast, and afterward starts sucking a guy's dick & she pukes the eggs on his dick... but like a Champ she keeps going, and swallows the eggs again while continuing to suck his dick.

I cooked eggs for my girlfriend this morning, and she ended up having a Ranchero Breakfast.

by Gusthe3rd July 11, 2018

RoachesForRaid

RoachesForRaid

The absolute scum of iFunny, calling everyone illiterates and claiming moral high ground because "Oh I love gun control and correct mormon church goers for 'homophobia' to get my liberal agenda across while claiming free parking." Says abortion isn't murder but wants gun control, making her agenda go at war with itself.

I'm in a group chat with RoachesForRaid and man she's good at thinking she's better than everyone else.

by Jewishnewish July 18, 2018

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018