Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

River was everything, then nothing.
by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018
