lucky river

Large quantities of diarrhea produced by dirty Chinese food.

Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.

by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022

river thot

A woman of easy virtue, specifically that of a high BMI.

I mistook that river thot for a cow.

by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019

river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016

Swim the Chocolate River

Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.

"I chose to swim the chocolate river and got a grapeshot of chocolate fondue."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

mung river virus

makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!

hes got mung river virus stay away.

by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021

Rivers Cum

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits

2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation

Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!

by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

River

An insensitive little bitch who makes you feel okay then bucks everything up.

River was everything, then nothing.

by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018