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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.
“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020
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Queef

When yo fart rolls up your pussy lips SKSKSKSKJSSKSK
“I was fucking this ugly ass dude with a big dick and then i queefed on his dick and i fell off the bed 😔”
by bigbootyjudy475 June 12, 2018
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queef

A heterosexual female who exclusively surrounds herself with a gay male circle of mates.
Youll never find Shannon straying to far from her boy toy circle. She is a devout queef.
by Xandya jaxton May 3, 2021
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Queef

Dude 1: I was fingering your nan last night and I heard the queef
Dude 2: that’s discussing I don’t want to know that
by Cayden the cu#t June 11, 2019
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Queef

I think I have to queef, not fart, but queef.
by spicynuggiethot February 5, 2022
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