purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

by 2323happens June 13, 2009

purple hell

Defines a place, almost always an undesirable one.

When in the purple hell did you find that dress.

by ahha22 April 9, 2012

Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.

Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.

by OmgItsBigBoy November 11, 2020

Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.

Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder

by MaddiCapri January 2, 2019

purple nibler

Nasty sideways Vagina

Joy shows Ed her purple nibler

by Bigsmeg June 12, 2016

Purple Pineapple

bending warts for fun.

ur bad

purple pineapple

by Mr Electric will kill linus May 11, 2018

Purple Babbon

1) To shank someone with a rusty spoon. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

or

2) The male genital or penis. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

Guy 1: Don't make me Purple Babbon you in the back blood!!

Guy 2: Hey mate carm down mate........ i hope you mean rusty spoon shank right??

by The Kitchen Gods November 6, 2009