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purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.
by Jwkilo June 13, 2017
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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.
Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.
by OmgItsBigBoy November 11, 2020
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Purple Folder

When you are having sex with a girl/guy with their legs bent up to their heads and you choke them.
Yeah she's/he's a total dream, she/he loves it when I give her/him the Purple Folder
by MaddiCapri January 2, 2019
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Purple Babbon

1) To shank someone with a rusty spoon. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.

or

2) The male genital or penis. Mostly used around the cinema/restaurant area at Bury St edmunds, Suffolk.
Guy 1: Don't make me Purple Babbon you in the back blood!!

Guy 2: Hey mate carm down mate........ i hope you mean rusty spoon shank right??
by The Kitchen Gods November 6, 2009
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Purple Sumbrero

Twisting a female's nipples so hard that them little peckers look like a purple slushie, then grabbing your Mexican yardworker's sumbrero and having a siesta.
Jose: I Purple Sumbrero'd your Mom last night!
Pierre: Get a Green Card!
by corolla4321 September 21, 2014
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