Phil May

He’s beautiful. You can’t even deny he’s absolutely gorgeous. So visually pleasing you just wanna shit yourself. Why would you be threatened by his proposal to make love to you? You’d like that, I guarantee it. If you try to deny it, you’re so far deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents. 119%.

You would convert to the other team for him. You would. He is the most gorgeous thing - you should feel FORTUNATE enough to lay your weary eyes on. Just shut up. Right now. Immediately. After long and careful consideration and hours of thought, your opinion has been deemed INVALID. Phil May is beautiful. PERIOD.

Did I stutter? No. You did not hear me stutter. Phil may is the most insanely pleasurable creature to ever walk the face of the earth. He is the reason my gay best friend is gay. Any straight man who claims to like boobies would lay their eyes on my beautiful Phil once and switch sides faster than a weak minded person switching to veganism after being guilt tripped by Instagram sluts.

Do you ever have gay thoughts? I know you do. And they all involve Phil May. If I hear you utter one last negative thing about Phil May, you will shut up. You just will. I will not tolerate Phil May slander in any public setting. Or private setting for that matter. Fuck you. Just fuck off. Phil May is the most gorgeous mythical thing to ever exist in this universe. You should feel FORTUNATE to have lived in the same time as this wonderful beauty. FORTUNATE. Sex with Phil May. Now.

Whenever I send photos of this mysterious male damsel, you are DROOLING at the mouth. Actual warm saliva formulating within the glans of your mouth, wishing your tongue was down Phil May’s throat. Yes. Yes you. You who insulted my sweet love, Phil. You’re just a closeted Phil-kisser. You want to make out with him. Yeah. Accept the harsh reality. RIGHT NOW.

by titty69muncher August 17, 2024

Philander Chase

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

Philanthropist

Another name for a rich crook.

If i donate money to my charity I can reclaim my taxes via a bonus and call myself a philanthropist.
Your charity should match your interests as well,
Pedophilia=childrens charity
Thief=land preservation charity
Racist=homeless charity
Cannibal=human research charity
Abusive alcoholism= animal rescue charity
Vegans? Just get in the freezer with the meat, close the lid and shut up you avocado.

by Moagliee-khan September 19, 2023

Philadelphia pharmacy

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

by Itsontv October 11, 2023

philanderer

womanizer

My neighbor is a philanderer, he's got a beautiful wife, even though, he dates with a different girl every weekend.

by Biz06 October 31, 2023

philanthropathogist

Those who whether wittingly or unwittingly are compelled to oblige Philanthropath's

The philanthropathogist's were out in force today promoting the edicts of the all the philanthropath's globalist ideologies.

by GriffTheGrand November 2, 2023

Philanthroslut

A combination of "philanthropist" and "slut". One who is so open and willing to pity f*ck, that they are perceived as borderline charitable with their sexual endeavors and activities.

Dang, Amber's slept with so many ugly guys, she's basically a philanthroslut!

by WishIWasATwink December 20, 2023