Lag Bird

When there is a group of people in a First Person Shooter or Third Person Shooter game type lobby with a bad lag. While a lag flock would be a host migration in a game such like Call of Duty.

"God Damn that Lag Bird!" "Wow it's a Lag Flock!"

by LULZ TRUCK BUT FARIS IS GEY March 14, 2013

Birds Nest

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017

fredy-bird

A fredy-bird is a homosexual cardinal.

Did you see that fredy-bird he wasn't flying with a female.

by She_knows_it November 15, 2016

Respect the bird

The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.

Respect the bird.
Or die.

The bird is life. Respect the bird.

by Life's Secrets May 19, 2017

Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 24, 2011

edwin bird

edwin birds fly around all the time you might see one flying to your window one time! edwin birds are big blue birds

dave- I saw an edwin bird fly around my apartment yesterday!
phil- oh I see them all the time!
dave- oh that’s so cool!! we should start a bird petition

by dave12637383 May 25, 2021

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023