Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Flaming ketchup

An annoying person that has no sense of humor and that everyone can agree is the worst person and doesn’t even know it

Person 1: stop acting like a flaming ketchup right now
Person 2: what do you mean?

by Not flaming ketchup July 13, 2019

Fart on your flame

To disappoint someone with the truth

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up

by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024

flaming goat

A Flaming Goat is an old gay dude crossdresser. Mostly used in the deep south in the 70's and 80's.

"Hey man, did you know Chester's grand daddy is a Flaming Goat? On Saturday night he puts on a pair of crotchless panties and a push up bra and hangs out at the bus station given' out BJ's!!"

by diknbalz October 6, 2016

D. Flame

A pedantic little neurotic whose obsession with arguing cyclical minutia for scraps of attention belying the lack of any actual quality of a life.

Don't be such a D. Flame, you know I'm right you're just arguing for the sake of arguing.

by Steam OT Community September 25, 2025

flaming alcoholic

An alcoholic who is also in the closet.

"Did you hear Joeseph Heberer is a flaming alcoholic?"

by JuiceInTheOven May 19, 2018

Flaming Groovy

A dry cleaning bag that has been tied in knots along its length, hung from the ceiling, and lit on fire. The burning plastic will then drip down into a pan of water, with the drops making a groovy whooshing sound as they fall.

Wow man, we blew a couple joints of Panama Red last night and lit a flaming groovy in the living room. The fire department got there really quick after the couch caught on fire!

by Stratosspheros April 12, 2023