A complete opposite of Mr. Steal Your Girl; just a nigga who's there to hear a girl's problems but still be getting zero action. A nigga who is so fucking deepfried in the friendzone he listens to his boy's side chick's problems. This the nigga who knows all the gossip and is always getting invited to the club with the ladies. This nigga is so committed to his craft, that he will be at the club holding the purse for a women he's pursued since time, while she out there getting daggered in three different directions while sucking a nigga dick through the top of a man's jeans. She later goes home and calls him to talk about how she can't find a guy like him who listens. A man who gives moody replies to his boys, but when a girl calls, he will be as hard as Mount Everest's frozen peak while asking her what she had to eat. AKA BATTYMON.

Guy 1: Yo what's he doing all the way over there?
Guy 2: Oh, he's on the phone with my side chick...
Guy 1: There he go again, with that Mr. Hear Your Girl shit.

Mr. Hear Your Girl by Baasha91 June 26, 2019

Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

Mr Goffard by Hooverz July 14, 2019

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