Michael Johnson

A guy who stays with a joke for so long, he kills it and you just want to punch him right in the mouth.
put it in there" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" "way to be a Michael Johnson"
by AYE YO BRAH May 23, 2011
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Michael McCleary

1. Douchebag podcaster who no one listens to because he insists on spouting his liberal/conservative blend of bullshit. 2. Guy Famous from Popular 80's movie "Under Deep" who loses his manhood in a car wreck with his 2 friends, and struggles to regain it through conquest of very young women.
"Michael McCleary lost his nuts?"

"Certainly did!"
by Kyle R. Chandler June 14, 2006
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Michael Zhang

Sexiest piece of asian ass you can get, a guy as sweet as a popsicle on a hot summer day
Dangg. Do I hear the ice cream truck, or is that a Michael Zhang walking by?
by Puffy Booch May 31, 2017
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Michael Anderson

A guy who hates being called Michael Anderson.
by Michael Anderson June 22, 2014
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MICHAEL MYERS

a horror movie character. As a kid he was posessed by this thang called thorn, he killed his sister and he was sent to tha loony bin, then he escaped 15 years later and then he went to haddonfield ilinois to kill the rest of his family,
guy #1 Who the fuck is that?
guy #2 Thats Michael Myers!
(Michael stabs both guys to death and hangs them upside down in his closet)
by LIL O.G. May 07, 2006
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Michael Sousa

a very sexy and attractive man. everyone wants him.
'damn, that guy was such a michael sousa'
by 36ttdh June 30, 2009
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Michael Savage

"Oh, so you're one of those sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig, how's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better to do than to put me down, you piece of garbage, you got nothing better to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it. Get trichinosis. Now do we have another nice caller here who's busy because he didn't have a nice night in the bathhouse who's angry at me today? Put another, put another sodomite on....no more calls? I don't care about these bums, they mean nothing to me. They're all sausages." -Michael Savage, July 7, 2003

"I'm beginning to think that women should be denied the vote. Their hormones rage; they are too emotional." -Michael Savage, November 6, 1998

"We need racist stereotypes right now of our enemy in order to encourage our warriors to kill the enemy." -Michael Savage, February 6, 2003

"The greatest right-wing radio talkshow host ever."- Total dumbass, March 24, 2005
Official Michael Savage madlib:
(Insert name of minority, liberal leader, or freethinker here) is a total (insert childish insult like "Red Diaper Doper Baby" here) who hates America. All he cares about are (insert name of minority, "fags", "Hollywood scum propaganda", etc. here).
by Tyr WH April 04, 2007
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