matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511

oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d

by 32-bits July 16, 2019

Matt

A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.

A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.

A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.

You're being a real Matt right now, some might call you a coward.

by 5556dan July 28, 2019

matt

the kid that tells people to stop manspreading

matt has a dig bick

by its big boy November 8, 2019

matt

a fat slob, a gay faggot that talks to his bf all the time. hes ugly and eats like a pig. he likes to rape little girls named ava. he tried to molest his step brother. he likes kids under the age of 12. he doesnt own a shower, toothbrush, actual brush, and no other pairs of clothes. everything u dont like. always in the closet but wont come out to tell his parents hes gay.

matt is ugly and fat

girl: omg look how hes eating

me: FAT PIG

by bananas are bomb November 10, 2019

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Matt Memeo

My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school

My teacher name is matt memeo

by sdgueoagw November 18, 2019

Mattes

It is a racist word against white people. So basically the n word to white people.

Ayyy wagwan my mattes

What up my mattes

by m05rx7 November 20, 2019