mom muff

A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.

Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!

Love me, love my mom muff.

by mommuff June 24, 2014

Jim's mom

A bloated sasuage chewing wine.o whose nipples smell like beer and stale cigars.

Did you see that bloated sausage chewing wine.o , her nipples smell like beer and stale cigars...
Yeah that's Jim's mom

by larryu December 17, 2014

bekah's mom

A badass Mom. She is funny, awkward and cool as the other side of the pillow. The ideal mate. The cat's meow.

Dude, that girl is totally gonna be a "Bekah's Mom" someday!

by State_of_Frew April 4, 2015

Alexis's mom

The best person on the planet. She's pretty lit if I do say so myself.

Dang Alexis's mom is so lit .

by Tall white boy 03 October 4, 2016

Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

Your mom

used for bad insults

im tired
your mom is tired

by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016

copter mom

A mother who hovers over their child until the end of time. Cut the cord mom, cut the cord.

Look at that copter mom is cutting his food still, he's 20.

by easykarma October 18, 2015