Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019

Lord Farquaad

A man that is so incredibly sexy and small at the same time. some say he has the power to turn any man into his slave, hence all of his guards, servants and his fortress.

Bro 1 - "Yo bro, guess what!"
Bro 2 - "What, Bro?"
Bro 1 - "Did you know that Lord Farquaad has his own personal BDSM dungeon in his castle basement?"
Bro 2 - "Wait what, really!?"
Bro 1 - "Yeah, apparently he prefers to have Gingerbread men as his submissive."

by Thatonecrow November 19, 2019

Spum Lord

Spum Lord is an insult to call someone a moronic cum brain in public without using such harsh vocabulary

*some kid with a loud speaker blasting music in a common area acting like a complete fool and disturbing the peace*

“Hey Spum lord turn that shitty music down and go do something productive”

by ARCTIC STRFISH November 19, 2019

The Lord’s Chips

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.

“These are the Lord’s chips!”

by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

Meme lord

PewDiePie

PewDiePie is the meme lord of a 9 year old army

by Obscurissimus April 7, 2019

Snort Lord

Someone who snorts a copious amount of cocaine.

Yo that guy is going crazy what’s wrong with him?

He’s probably a snort lord

by Clhernan01 February 21, 2019

Cheese Lord

Symptoms usually 2 or more of the following:
Tells bad dad jokes
Wears a suit all the time
Listens to bad jazz to feel classy
Considers himself charming
Basically William Shatner

That guy's a reeeeal cheese lord.

by soundless scream March 3, 2019