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loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
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Fina Logs

Mina fina bollar in ur mouth! Sebbe
Kolla Fina logs! Vadå Fina Logs? MINA FINA BOLLAR IN UR MOUTH! SEBASTIAN
by Romme October 27, 2021
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Forehead Log Plant

The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.
Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.
by Levi Addalon March 12, 2023
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Chog Log

The big kind of tootsie rolls you only see when trick or treating. Superior to “dingleberries” (little tootsie rolls) and “brown twigs” (long thin tootsie rolls) in every way
Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”
by Chog Logger October 5, 2025
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Anna Log

Whenever a girl named Anna leaves a log, it is referred to as an Anna Log.
"Anna left one too many Anna Logs in the toilet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 12, 2023
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log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.
There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.
by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022
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