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Livestock Fingering 

The practice of inserting a finger in and then out of any farm animal until one of you completes.

Can be done for your pleasure or for the animals.
Hey Pete, do you want to go to the country to do some Livestock Fingering? I've fingered a goat and a ram but never a chicken.

Its 9am. Have you fingered your livestock today?

Have you gotten to Third Base (aka fingering) with that ram?
Livestock Fingering by PartTimeLover November 23, 2009
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livecounts.net 

1. A random place that you look at stuff that is completely useless. Requires 4G wifi and javascript and HTML and H2SO4 and a computer that supports at least 3G and Newtons 4th law and watever.

2. verb
horsing around.
QUIT LIVECOUNTS.NETTING AROUND

Floating Liver Syndrome 

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.
"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

Liverpool Fc 

The worlds most big-headed wankers. Mainly from Norway and London, never from Liverpool. Glory Hunting Twats. Should be shipped to turkey because they love the city of Istanbul so much. Also known as reshite and there so called fans known as kopites.
Liverpool Fc are big headed wankers who need to get a life!
Liverpool Fc by craig-h May 28, 2006

livercation 

Taking a break from drinking to allow the deflicted liver to heal.
I'm not going out tonight, I tied one on yesterday so I'm taking a livercation.
livercation by t3n May 18, 2009

livedore 

A mixture of the words "like" , "love", and "adore". Commonly used to express one's affection.
I livedore you <3
livedore by Permabound October 28, 2013