Jordan 

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ME: Hey jordan
Jordan: Gaming Noob Gaming Gaming *leaves*

Jordan by Bhunky Munky May 30, 2021

small jordan 

a small jordan is a dick that used to be huge but became small off steroids, people on steroids get small jordans usaully.
jocks usaully are on steroids and have a small jordan aka sordan.
stop steroids to stop sordans, men with a small dick use to be on steroids and have a sordan.

EX:girl: wow that man looks like he is tough must have a sordan.

EX:man: look at my muscles
girl: your probaly on steroids and have a sordan going on their...
small jordan

small jordan by small jordan May 15, 2014

Deanna Jordan 

An extremely sexy and fit rhino! And won’t mind looking at little kids.

Hey is that deanna looking at my kids!!

Yh deanna Jordan is always looking at kids

Deanna Jordan by Deanna Jordan June 2, 2019

Erin Jordan 

An absolute slag who pretends to like her friend Liam but actually thinks he’s 𝐚 slag

Erin Jordan likes every guy in the school

Erin Jordan by Spidermancomemyway August 13, 2019

Jordan Leaver 

Jordan Leaver is a kind, caring and loving friend who although is going through a lot, pushes his issues aside to help the people around him. He is a giant, harmless teddy bear who gives the best hugs and cuddles. He isn't afraid to be himself and is extremely down to earth. Although he has many insecurities that he believes drags him down, the people around him love him for who he is and see past the flaws he believes he has.. This BFG is as good as any human being gets and this kid deserves to be treated nothing but the best.
I love you big bro. Chin up (:

Julie: That hug was amazing!
Mark: He pulled a Jordan Leaver

Jordan Leaver by LeGlasses October 1, 2012

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan the most overrated player of all time. How can he be better than LeBron, if he is not better than kareem. How can he can be the GOAT if he isn't the best at anything?
GOAT Scorer:Kevin Durant
GOAT Shooter:Steph Curry
GOAT Passer:Magic Johnson
GOAT playmaker:LeBron James
GOAT defender:Bill Russell
GOAT Peak:LeBron
GOAT Longevity:LeBron
GOAT Playoff peformer:LeBron
Only Casual NBA fans would say Jordan is the GOAT because the famous old saying Jordan is 6-0 and LeBron is 4-6 in the finals. The only reason why MJ is 6-0 is because he versed NO COMPETITION! Not to mention he is 1-9 without Scottie Pippen. MJ retired in 93-95 because he was scared of hakeem! The best finals player Michael Jordan played against was Magic Johnson, and he had AIDS/HIV, the bulls put pippen on magic also so MJ had to do nothing on defense. From 96-98 MJ wasn't even a top 3 defender on his team! Pippen,Rodman and Ron Harper were all better defenders! His east competition wasn't even that good! The best he versed was a rookie shaq and reggie miller. The only two good teams he ever versed in the east was the celtics and the pistons. Larry Bird Swept him! LeBron haters love to say Curry is 3-1 against LeBron in the playoffs and then forget Isiaiah Thomas is 3-1 also against MJ in the playoffs. MJ fans also love to say that LeBron got saved by allen and kyrie and then forget that MJ got saved by Paxson and Kerr too! In conclusion, Michael Jordan is the most overrated player ever

Michael Jordan is 1-9 Without Scottie Pippen. LOL

Michael Jordan by Ethans196 May 19, 2021

Jordan 

(Not true for all Jordan's)SHE IS THE BITCHEST GIRL THERE WILL EVER BE, SHE IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR AND TAKES MIKE AND IKE DEPRESSION PILLS. SHE DOES NOTHING TO HELP ANYONE OR TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT, SHE HURTS PEOPLE AND THEN BLAMES IT ON INNOCENT PEOPLE. NO ONE DESERVES TO BE TREATED THE WAY JORDAN DOES. SHE "SLEEPS" WITH RANDOM PEOPLE AND FUCKING MAKES CRINGY MUSICAL.LYS AND YOUTUBE VIDEOS. STAY AWAY FROM JORDANS!!

THAT GIRL IS A BITCH SHE MUST BE A JORDAN
I HEARD THIS GIRL TALKED ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD SHE MUST BE A JORDAN

Jordan by CASHMEOUSSIDEHOWBOUTDAT January 31, 2017