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Jordan

Jordan is a relaxed and chilled person. Jordan’s are funny and like joking with people. They like messing with people. Jordan’s are also Assholes but in a funny way and don’t mean it. Jordans also have a good personality. Jordan’s are attractive with brownish hair and brown eyes and tall.
Her: that’s Jordan he is an asshole.

Her 2: get to know him and you would like him
by Alex Markus November 22, 2021
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Jordan

This is Jordan
by Cool doggie June 18, 2021
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Jordan

Biggest dick energy ever, 10/10 sleeping points, avid sim player, probably knows simlish. I love him, you should too. If you don't, I'll eat your legs. He's literally the sweetest most supportive man ever, probably more than your dad :/

If you're not talking about jordan, thinking about him or trying to get with his mom..what are you even doing??
Girl 1: "oh god, it's jordan"
Girl 2: *moan*
by Nadrojboi December 30, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.
Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.
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Jordan U Data Recovery

The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
by trolltime12 December 25, 2023
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Jordan

by TheOfficialVoltaire April 5, 2021
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jordan king

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017
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