The Slider Jerker

Opening a lewd image of a person, zooming onto their feet, jerking it while sliding an image towards their face, nutting when reaching their face.

THE LEWD WAS GEWD BECAUSE THERE WERE NO PIXELS
AND THE SLIDER JERKER WAS PERFECT FOR THAT

by avail- February 2, 2018

Himalayan Quick Jerk

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.

Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!

by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018

Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.

On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!

by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018

Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.

"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".

by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019

high five jerk

When she jerks you off and give you a high give

I was getting a handy and she gave me a high five in the middle of it.

Bro. She gave you a high five jerk. I've always wanted one.

by You're a jerk, I know. June 9, 2019

Game of Thrones Jerk

The Game of Thrones Jerk. The phenomena where after watching game of thrones you inherently have the need to beat your meat.

Bro last night after I binge watched my favorite show I hit the meanest game of thrones jerk.

by Jumbodong1423 April 8, 2019

Spider-Man jerk

When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.

My mum just went blind from my Spider-Man jerk

by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020