deep sea diving

To stick one's entire cranium into the vaginal orifice of a female (or I guess a hermaphrodite.)

Did you see that guy go deep sea diving on that big-hips chick? I DID LOLOLOLOL.

by Deepseadiverextraordinaire May 15, 2006

niggers go deep

A saying which refers to the level of penetration which can be achieved by a man of african descent when performing anal sex, given his larger than average penis.

Bill: "Man, I ain't been able to sit down for a week since that Dwayne done me up the ass"
Tom: "Well, you know what they say bro, 'Niggers go deep'"

by Jackie4Chan December 21, 2010

four knuckles deep

When you head over to your friends moms house and ass bang her until your friend walks in on you

Yo yo I was four knuckles deep in Garys mom last night

by Daddio123 March 7, 2016

Deep Sea Shrimping

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.

"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."

by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004

Deep Fried Pickle

Wherein one party puts his penis in the other party's anus, drawing fecal matter onto it, then inserts it into that party's oral cavity.

"That bitch got the deep fried pickle last night, almost ralphed on my rod."

by PickleFried February 20, 2010

Deep Fried Hair

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.

Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.

by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008

second knuckle deep

When a person inserts the finger into the caboose till the second knuckle is hidden by the rim.

Chris goes second knuckle deep while wiping his ass, not on accident.

by bigdaddyln June 10, 2008