Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet
After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)
by Alizrob January 12, 2011
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snake whore

A person/ commonly a woman who is similar to Kevin Durant a snake a super traitor, aint loyal and the worst of all a super backstabber bitch. This bitch is worst than fame whore or racist whore name it. The bitch of all the bitch. Poor fucking woman. However this bitch is difficult to discern so good fucking luck.
Don´t ever go out with that bitch his a fucking Snake whore. She will stab your back real quick. She is the worst human being alive.
by F******ingshit February 23, 2018
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Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex
“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”
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Chicken snake

Damn she's fine! Forget it, she only likes chicken snake!
by Rainer2015 January 16, 2016
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snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious
He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.
by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 02, 2017
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Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .
When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'
by MikeEcho May 17, 2018
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Snake in the grass

Someone who pretends to be something other than what they are, while hiding a nefarious agenda.

Note (1.) A snake in the grass doesn't have to be sadistic, but they have to be self-serving enough, they don't care who they hurt in the process of achieving what they want.

Note (2.) The term "snake in the grass" has been around a long time. Long before people had lawnmowers, or constantly trimmed their lawns like a military buzz cut. So the grass metaphor used to be more obvious. When the average person's lawn used to grow past their ankles..snakes were rarely visible.
If you want to describe a cold blooded human with hidden intentions, "snake in the grass" isn't a bad choice.
by Olive989 March 24, 2023
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