Human Landslide 

The act of simultaneously eating and defecating.

Andrew's roommates were appalled when he exited the bathroom with both empty bowels and an empty dinner plate. They would soon come around to the time-saving strategy that is the Human Landslide.

Human Landslide by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human ejector seat 

The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards

Ben: Lmao I gave Dave a human ejector seat the other day

Dan: Lmao that shit must've hurt

Human ejector seat by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020

Human GPS 

Technoblade is the human gps.
He always knows where he is going and can easily find anything.

"wow," said Rick, "Techno is such a Human GPS."

Human GPS by jaysay1000000 October 16, 2020

human jimbo 

jimbo is a person that gets mad verry much alot and does cool stuff like eating progis

jimbo: want some fresh perogi

...: yes cool human jimbo

human jimbo by jimbo jimbo jimbo November 3, 2020

Human Bomb 

Referring To A Person With An Explosive Device Implanted Inside Their Body. Or A Person Rigged To Explode In A Flammable Fashion (Seen In Movies, Does not often happen in real life)

“I’ve got a C- 4 Explosive Sewed Into My Stomach! I’m literally a walking human bomb. I’ve gotta get this thing outta me before it sets off !”

Human Bomb by The International Dictionary December 27, 2020

Human wine decanting 

The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".

Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.

Human wine decanting by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021

Human Suckipede 

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.

“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”

Human Suckipede by anonymous February 1, 2021