Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Holy Shit Bitch

What u say when pull of something amazing or when your friend gets soma dat pussy!

Bob:Yo last night I got laid hard.
Larry: Holy shit Bitch

by Fuckmehardermommy February 13, 2019

holy grail blowjob

A blowjob in which the girl swallows for the first time

I was here holy grail blowjob.

by Calliebae February 13, 2017

irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

native holy water

street term for name-brand mouthwash. like Listerine, Scope, etc. etc.

Hey mom! I just brushed my teeth, are we out of native holy water?

by John Smith (original) August 29, 2010

Holy Potato Peelings

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

by some guy August 13, 2003

Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"

Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010